“As of tonight’s taping, Republicans still haven’t chosen a speaker of the House after Kevin McCarthy lost his sixth vote in Congress. To be honest, it’s hard to get every Republican on board. It’s like getting 218 friends to agree on where to have brunch.” — JIMMY FALLON
“At this point, McCarthy is so unpopular, even Southwest Airlines feels bad for him, you already know?” — JIMMY FALLON
“You guys can’t also have a red wave amongst yourselves.” — SETH MEYERS
“But that is interesting — in response to the Structure, in the event that they don’t have a speaker by tomorrow, the highest contenders must compete in a dance-off.” — JIMMY FALLON
“The White House said yesterday that President Biden has no plans to intervene within the House Speaker election after Republican leader Kevin McCarthy did not secure enough votes in the course of the second ballot to ascend to the speakership — at the least not until it stops being hilarious.” — SETH MEYERS
The Bits Price Watching
On Wednesday’s “Late Show,” the country singer Shania Twain shared how isolated she must be to write down her songs.
What We’re Excited About on Thursday Night
The actress Laura Dern will appear on Thursday’s “Jimmy Kimmel Live.”
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Michelle Williams, the Golden Globe-nominated actress, says her varied profession has prepared her to play a nuanced role based on Steven Spielberg’s mother in “The Fabelmans.”
