Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-Ga.) is warning supporters that the federal government is planning to observe their eating habits and “zap” them until they eat fake meat grown in a “peach tree dish.”
The extremist lawmaker who once warned the world of “gazpacho police” now claims the feds are planning to trace bowel movements, too.
“You may have to simply accept the indisputable fact that the federal government totally wants to offer surveillance on every a part of your life,” Greene said in a rant from her podcast clipped and posted online by Patriot Takes, a right-wing watchdog group.
“They need to know while you’re eating,” the conspiracy theorist added. “They need to know should you’re eating a cheeseburger, which may be very bad because Bill Gates wants you to eat his fake meat that grows in a peach tree dish.”
And should you’re not eating “peach tree dish” meat, the federal government ― of which she is part ― will discover a solution to “zap” you into compliance.
“You’ll probably get just a little zap inside your body and that’s saying ‘No, no. Don’t eat an actual cheeseburger, it is advisable eat the fake burger, the fake meat, from Bill Gates,’” Greene said.
Together with tracking the food getting in, Greene believes they will probably be tracking the food because it comes back out, too.
“They probably also need to know while you go to the toilet and in case your bowel movements are on time or consistent,” she said. “I mean what else do these people need to know?”
Marjorie Taylor Greene says the federal government is planning to “zap” people inside their bodies if they fight to eat an actual cheeseburger. pic.twitter.com/gCDHiH5Bsy
— PatriotTakes 🇺🇸 (@patriottakes) May 29, 2022
Twitter users didn’t know what to make of the most recent wild conspiracy theory from Greene, who has repeatedly espoused antisemitic talking points and earlier this 12 months spoke at a white nationalist event:
If someone serves me meat Bill Gates grew in a peach tree dish, I’ll *immediately* call the Gazpacho Police.
Don’t even give it some thought. https://t.co/nLt1hnBuAe
— Rachel Vindman 🌻 (@natsechobbyist) May 30, 2022
“Peach Tree Dish.” Yes I do know the entire thing is bonkers like a distress call from inside an insane asylum… but “Peach Tree Dish” genuinely made me laugh. https://t.co/cin0nlSv4P
— 𝙲𝚊𝚛𝚢 𝙱𝚛𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚜 (@carybrothers) May 30, 2022
MTG just won her primary. If democrats were really focused they may make her complete incoherence the face of the Republican Party.
— Molly Jong-Fast (@MollyJongFast) May 29, 2022
Peach tree dish.
I need to ask her what a peach tree dish is.
I bet she’d give me some form of answer that might involve a peach, a tree and a dish.
She must be one in all the dumbest people in our government. https://t.co/0DY1im0IFA
— Juliet Jeske 🇺🇦🇺🇸 (@JulietJeske) May 30, 2022
It has been speculated that @repmtg‘s amazingly moronic malapropisms (“Nazi Gazpacho Police,” “Marshal Law,” “Colombus Day”) are intentional.
I feel that is settled.
No.
She just decried fake meat made in a “Peachtree Dish.”
She’s only a fucking moron pic.twitter.com/XCUEomvxPL
— Keith Olbermann (@KeithOlbermann) May 30, 2022
I don’t need to listen to one rattling word from the @GOP in regards to the mental health crisis on this country until they address this bat shit crazy loon. https://t.co/pI5lJfOPWG
— Unsupervised Troublemaker 🇺🇸🌻🇺🇦 (@A_Mystery2_me) May 30, 2022
It may well’t be said often enough: this woman is straight-up BONKERS. Not “charmingly outside conventional thought in her views” — MTG couldn’t find consensual reality with Google Maps and a compass — but “Whoa, don’t make eye contact, pretend we’re dead”. https://t.co/rcKHMkKDbp
— Michael Marshall Smith (@ememess) May 30, 2022
I normally rejoice insulting this demented imbecile but even for @RepMTG that is so scarily delusional and incredibly silly at a level I cannot quite process that I’m a bit greatly surprised. https://t.co/OSnC6qfZ4c
— Spiro Agnew’s Ghost (@SpiroAgnewGhost) May 29, 2022
I just saw multiple references to “peach tree dish” without context and I swear to God my first thought was “Marjorie Taylor Greene tried to say ‘petri dish’”
— Robert Maguire (@RobertMaguire_) May 29, 2022
Jewish space lasers, the gazpacho police, and now a peach tree dish. Possibly Herschel Walker isn’t the dumbest member of the GOP. Well done @RepMTG. 🤦♂️
— Hamish Mitchell (@H_MitchellPhoto) May 30, 2022
