The dating world is tough to crack, but Martha Stewart is playing the long game.
In an interview with Chelsea Handler on her podcast “Dear Chelsea,” the 80-year-old domestic diva and the talk show vet chatted about their dating lives — or lack thereof, in Stewart’s case — during which the homemaker revealed her semi-sinister plan for the boys she’s drawn to.
“I had two mad crushes within the last month, which is admittedly good for me,” Stewart revealed within the episode.
“However it seems, you already know, one in every of them is married to the mother of some friends of mine and I just — he’s so attractive.”
“You recognize, you’ll be able to’t be a homewrecker,” Handler said.
The entrepreneur clarified she’s not — and never has been — a mistress, but she still aired her frustrations about finding an available man.
The 80-year-old has had just a few crushes but said she’s going to “never be a homewrecker.”ABC via Getty Images
“I’ve had the chance to be homewrecker and I even have not taken anybody up on it,” Stewart said. “And that’s really where — that’s where I meet men. They’re all married to friends of mine or something like that.”
“Well, it’s very difficult because I believe there are particular ages we undergo where it’s very tempting since you wanna imagine that, ‘Oh, possibly this relationship that they’re in is temporary,’” Handler added.
To this, Stewart offered an unusual — and macabre — solution.
“Or possibly they’ll die,” she said with amusing. “I all the time think, ‘Oh, gosh, couldn’t that person just die?’”
“The wife?” Handler asked.
“Yeah! Not — not painfully,” Stewart quickly added. “Just die … However it — it hasn’t worked out.”
Stewart also admitted that her last relationship was “some time ago” — but that doesn’t mean she’s thrown the dating towel in altogether.
In 2020, the previous model was the talk of the town after posting a sultry selfie from her pool — with users even suggesting she start an OnlyFans account.
Stewart was married to publisher Andrew Stewart for 29 years before they called it quits in 1987 and divorced in 1990.