On Thursday, Stephen Colbert was relieved but confused.
“Joe Manchin is fighting climate change?” Colbert said. “Wait, am I dreaming? I actually have all my teeth, I’m not a skeleton, you’re all wearing clothes, I’m wealthy and famous — no, that is real.”
“That’s right, Spirit agreed to a cope with JetBlue and canceled their merger with Frontier Airlines. Today, Frontier was like, ‘Well, it’s Spirit, how did we not see this cancellation coming?’” — JIMMY FALLON
“But, I mean, this is a brilliant move for JetBlue. , loads of persons are confused. They’re like, ‘Why?’ However it is sensible. As a business you desire to diversify, you recognize? Give it some thought — why just be an airline when you possibly can be each an airline and a flying Porta-Potty?” — TREVOR NOAH
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Billy Porter belted the “Dreamgirls” hit “And I Am Telling You I’m Not Going” on Thursday’s “Tonight Show.”
