“You possibly can see where that is going. This Supreme Court is feeling themselves, huh? Since you realize they finally have all of the justices they should do anything they need. It’s like Amy Coney Barrett was the last infinity stone that they needed. Yeah, they put it in, and now they’re just snapping away in any respect the laws. It’s like voting rights, gun control, Miranda rights, abortion. I really like this song, yeah!” — TREVOR NOAH
“Yeah, I don’t find out about you guys, each time I’ve been sitting in rush-hour traffic in Latest York with drivers screaming at one another and bikers cussing out the drivers and pedestrians wailing on the bikers and the drivers, the one thing I at all times think is, ‘Man, one thing that will calm this down is that if everyone had a gun at once. Only a Glock or two would really chill the situation out.’” — TREVOR NOAH
“So this is clearly a giant setback for gun safety. But for those who ask me, Latest York just must get creative. Yeah, they should think outside of the box, the identical way that Texas did, right? Take a look at what Texas did with banning abortion — they weren’t allowed to ban it, so that they just made a crazy latest law that mainly banned it anyway. That’s what Latest York must do with guns. Like, yeah, they need to say, ‘OK, anyone can purchase a gun in the event that they want, however the gun stores are only open on the nights that the Knicks win.’” — TREVOR NOAH
The Punchiest Punchlines (Gun Show Edition)
“The Supreme Court today issued several rulings, including one which overturns a Latest York State gun law restricting concealed weapons. So move over, tourists! Seriously, move over, ’cuz you’re gonna get shot.” — SETH MEYERS
“That’s right, the Supreme Court overturned a Latest York law — a Latest York State gun law restricting concealed weapons. ’Cuz how sometimes you’ll be on the F train in August and there’s no A.C. after which it stops in the course of the tunnel and the conductor doesn’t announce anything and you’re thinking that to yourself, ‘Man, I wish all of us had guns.’” — SETH MEYERS
“Mainly, Latest York had a law for the past 100 years that said if you would like to just carry a gun around with you wherever you go, it’s essential prove that you may have a particular reason you wish that gun, , in your protection. You’ve got to go to the police, you may have to inform them, explain the entire thing. Possibly someone is making threats against you, or perhaps you’re Liam Neeson’s daughter and folks keep attempting to kidnap you, regardless that it looks like it will be way easier to kidnap another person’s daughter at this point.” — TREVOR NOAH
The Bits Price Watching
Samantha Bee shot this week’s “Full Frontal” while she had Covid, saying the news of a possible abortion ban was vital enough to power through.
