“On Friday, the F.B.I. spent 13 hours searching President Biden’s house in Wilmington, Del., they usually found more classified documents. what? At this point, just tell us once you stop finding them, you already know what I’m saying?” — JIMMY FALLON
“As if the documents weren’t crazy enough, additionally they found the script for the last season of ‘Stranger Things.’” — JIMMY FALLON
“The Justice Department also took handwritten notes from when Biden was vp. One was a bit of paper addressed to Obama that just said, ‘Do you want me? Check yes or no.’” — JIMMY FALLON
“It’s crazy. First Trump, now Biden. Today, simply to be secure, Obama burned his house down.” — JIMMY FALLON
“It’s interesting how Biden and Trump have handled their situations in another way. Biden has latest documents found every week, while Trump went for the Netflix-style, binge-all-at-once release.” — JIMMY FALLON
“I mean, come on, the person has been in public office for 238 years. I bet you many of the [expletive] he has isn’t even classified anymore. You read his notes and it’s like, ‘Regulate this Hitler guy!’” — WANDA SYKES
